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| Mush mushi from Honorable Ninja, just in time for the holidays. I am here with the undisciplined harbinger of toys, the gaijin Santa Claus. | |
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| Ho ho ho! That's right Honorable Ninja, I'm here at your car lot and I'm giving balloons to the kids! Ho ho! | |
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| Honorable Ninja wonders how you are able to sneak up on small children with your loud colors and rotund belly. How can you call yourself a ninja, Santa san? | |
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| I...I don't call myself a ninja...I-I'm an elf. | |
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| And you believe your elven magic to be stronger than mine, Samwise Gamgee? I laugh at your elf magic...except for the E.L. Fudge cookies. Honorable Ninja does not laugh at those. | |
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| This has just gotten really weird. Can we get my agent on the horn? | |
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