On the 2nd day of Christmas, Grandma got for me...

Author: mmyers

Date: December 22, 2003

by mmyers
12-22-03
What did you get me, grammy, what'd you get me?
Oh, I got you two turtle necks.
Again?
I got the black ones like you like.
Now how the hell am I going to get that partridge out of the pear tree?