Bonuses at my company

Author: mmyers

Date: December 24, 2003

by mmyers
12-24-03
Boy, my Christmas bonus sucked ass this year.
"Bow-nus"? What's a Christmas Bow-nus?
Christmas bonus, man. It's the extra money a company gives you for the holidays.
Why would they do that? Just give away free money?
Um, because you've worked hard all year and it's just a little incentive.
Oh, I get it! A joke. You are devilish, Gary, just devilish. Bonuses, ha!