Sniglets (remember them?)

Author: mmyers

Date: January 9, 2004

by mmyers
1-09-04
Shirt-girders: (noun) The little plastic devices in shirt collars that hold them stiff.
You all right, Rube?
Your dadblammed shirt-girder poked me in the eye while we was huggin'.
Imbibe-zillment: (adjective) To stop by someone's party to grab some of their beer and leave.
So long, cunters!
Stop him! I've been imbibe-zelled!
A Trap-etizer: (noun) Any food item that contains one of another food item that doesn't belong. i.e. an onion ring in your french fries
You should be happy that there's sour cream in your plain taco. That's normally extra.
But I'm allergic.