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Shirt-girders: (noun) The little plastic devices in shirt collars that hold them stiff.
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| Your dadblammed shirt-girder poked me in the eye while we was huggin'. | |
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Imbibe-zillment: (adjective) To stop by someone's party to grab some of their beer and leave.
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| Stop him! I've been imbibe-zelled! | |
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A Trap-etizer: (noun) Any food item that contains one of another food item that doesn't belong. i.e. an onion ring in your french fries
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| You should be happy that there's sour cream in your plain taco. That's normally extra. | |
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