Emergency 9:11

Author: mmyers

Date: January 12, 2004

by mmyers
1-12-04
Allright, we know you're in there and we know that you have drugs! Come out with your hands up!
Oh snap, it's the cops. Shit, I'm busted!
We're giving you until the count of 10 to come out or we will come in after you.
Shit, ya'll, flush everything you can down the toilet and somebody grab me my submachine gun.
A-HA! It is me, Jesus!
Damn, Jesus, that shit was cold. I thought you was the cops. You want your normal nickle bag?