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| When I was a kid, anytime they wanted to make something sound futuristic they'd add a 2000 to it. The Vacu-Suck 2000, The Mower Master 2000, The Tupperware Caddy 2000. | |
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| They did this because the year 2000 seemed so far away that it represented everything about the future. It seemed unfathomable that we'd live in or past the year 2000. | |
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| Now 2000 has come and gone. So what do we have to make something sound futuristic now? What time do we think will never come? May I recommend "The Vacu-Suck one day Bush won't be president anymore." | |
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