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by moissanite
8-14-06
We start our story at Underground Laboratory, where controversial scientist Russell Jones is discussing a new, ground-breaking discovery!
Yo, man! Titration and shit!
What? What are you talking about? What about titration?
After several experiments, Dr. Jones is convinced he can revitalize the dead tissue of organisms using DNA samples from bones. That is, revive the dead!
Motherfuckas all be corpses right now, but once I scrape some of they bones off they dead selves, I can bring that shit back to life!
Please, stop cursing.
Shunned by his colleagues, Dr. Jones is forced to try and bring a human corpse back to life without the aid of Underground Laboratory, thus beginning one of the important events of science, ever.
*Psh* yo, fuck y'all! I'll bring them dead bitches back to life without all y'all punk-ass bitches! Y'all gonna be crawling back to me on all fo's when I finish my shit!
Dr. Jones, you've made Professor Beauford cry. Why must you always be so vulgar?

 

by moissanite
8-14-06
Aided by the shroud of night, Dr. Jones sneaks through the graveyard of dead celebrities to find the perfect specimien.
Yeah, man. I feel this corpse. This corpse look tight.
Having returned to his own laboratory without being seen, Dr. Jones begins to reanimate cells of the corpse using electricity (see Frankenstein)...
Yeah, man! Brrzap and shit!
...and, in an odd turn of events, revives a white Richard Pryor.
Somethin's very wrong here.
Hey, Jack! What's crackalackin'?

 

by moissanite
8-15-06
Note from the author: the word "Ninja" will substitute for the word "Nigger" or "Nigga" throughout the remaining dialogue of this series. Enjoy a safer and friendlier comic!
Hey man what did you do to me? Why's my skin powdery white? What the fuck you do to me, Ninja?!
Yo just calm down, son. I guess when the skin cells were brought back, pigmentation wa'n't accounted for, making you a cracker.
*Gasp!* MAN, IF I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PIGMENTAYSHUN OR WHATEVER, THEN WHY THE FUCK MY HAIR STILL BLACK?! EXPLAIN THAT DR. NINJA-HATER
YOU BEST CHILL OUT SON I BROUGHT YOUR NINJA ASS BACK TO LIFE DON'T GO BITING THE MOTHERFUCKIN HAND THAT FED YOU
Alright, alright. I'm sorry. You's my Ninja, I respect you, Jack, but what am I supposed to do now? How am I gonna entertain an audience of Ninjas when all they see is a honky on stage?!
You had to choose the stand-up Ninja, didn't you, Jones? "Oh, Martin Luther King Jr. ain't gangsta enough," you said. "That Ninja wouldn't be able to rep," you said.

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