The Astounding Results

Author: moissanite

Date: August 14, 2006

by moissanite
8-14-06
Aided by the shroud of night, Dr. Jones sneaks through the graveyard of dead celebrities to find the perfect specimien.
Yeah, man. I feel this corpse. This corpse look tight.
Having returned to his own laboratory without being seen, Dr. Jones begins to reanimate cells of the corpse using electricity (see Frankenstein)...
Yeah, man! Brrzap and shit!
...and, in an odd turn of events, revives a white Richard Pryor.
Somethin's very wrong here.
Hey, Jack! What's crackalackin'?