Keeping up with the Joneses

Author: monster_zero

Date: October 2, 2002

by monster_zero
10-02-02
Hello.
Good morning, ma'am. I'm here today with an exciting new opportunity in the home dungeon field.
I'm sorry. Our old dungeon still works just fine.
That may be, but does your old dungeon have stretching racks, nipple clamps, a penis crusher...
DEAR GOD, WOMAN!!! Is that an SRX-3000 Orifice Gouger?!?
Yes. I bet you don't see one of those every day. Mr. Jones is particularly proud of that one.