OPEN MIC

Author: moogwa

Date: September 26, 2005

by moogwa
9-26-05
OooH...tough crowd!
I got one for ya...anybody hear the one about Al Capone and the male hooker?
*Ahem*
(Annual Mafia bus trip to see a comedy gig is in tonight)
No? ok, Jimmy Hoffa walks into a bar and...
WADDAFUCK??....*sound of phones dialing*..shit and capiche...you gonna be sleeping wid da fishes, funny guy.
So did the FBI!!
*whispers* can't be any worse than your momma...
we heard dat *guns being cocked*...concrete shoes for you fella!