Pre-teenage Wasteland

Author: mr_crash_davis

Date: January 13, 2003

by mr_crash_davis
1-13-03
Hello, we're here as representatives of all the children of the world, and we'd like to say a few things about the recent arrest of The Who's Pete Townshend on charges of possessing child pornography.
That's right. We think it's absolutely disgusting that Mr. Townshend would make up such a blatantly obvious lie ("I was doing research on my autobiography because I think I might have been abused.")
Exactly. He should have been forthright and admitted that he's a pedophile in need of some serious psychiatric counseling, and thrown himself at the mercy of the courts.
At least that way he might have retained some measure of self-respect. Now he's been exposed as a monstrous pervert who preys upon our most vulnerable citizens.
Just kidding!
Yeah! Me so horny!