It's an oldie but a not-so-goodie

Author: mr_crash_davis

Date: November 14, 2001

by mr_crash_davis
11-14-01
Welcome to Sandwich World, where if we don't have the sandwich you want, we pay you a hundred dollars. Can I help you?
Could I get an elephant ear sandwich, please?
Hmmm, let me check....Nope, looks like we owe you a hundred bucks.
No elephant ears, huh?
No, we're out of bread.