Santa Claus and Alabama Justice

Author: mr_crash_davis

Date: December 26, 2001

by mr_crash_davis
12-26-01
All right, mister. You have any idea how fast that sleigh was going? Judge is gonna throw the book at you, boy.
But I'm Santa Claus...
Sure, sure. If I had a dollar for every wannabe NASCAR driver who said he was Santa...
Who's going to deliver all the toys to the good boys and girls?
Don't you worry 'bout it, Pops. I'll make sure all those nice toys are taken real good care of.
What is your partner doing to Blitzen?