Maple Presently Infiltrates The Workshop.

Author: mrbun

Date: October 4, 2004

by mrbun
10-04-04
Ringo Starr arrived in Mexico today for a show with his All-Starr Band...
...but he left after people kept calling him "Gringo Starr."
Jesus, that's the third newscast you've fucked up today! Why did you decide to become a newscaster anyway?
Well, I was trying to get a job as a gynacologist, but I couldn't find any openings.
I need a drink. *sigh*
I need to drink, you need to drink, we all need to drink. It's called hydration. It's what seperates us from the ameoba.