The Giraffe's Genitalia Sang A Tuneless Oratorio

Author: mrbun

Date: October 4, 2004

by mrbun
10-04-04
And now, once again, our attention turns to world news.
But first, Janet, I must ask you a question. What's red, screams, and moves at 9.8 meters per second squared?
What?
A banker jumping out of the World Trade Center.
That's it, I quit.
What's wrong? Too scientific?