Contemplating monkeys 5: Humans in hiding

Author: mrlogic

Date: January 28, 2003

by mrlogic
1-28-03
Ever since a young carpenter put his mysteriously pregnant wife on the back of a donkey and headed off to Bethlehem, a regular and accurate census has been regarded as a vital administrative tool.
But when the Office of National Statistics unveiled the results of its 2001 survey, it proved that miracles can still happen.
Somehow, 63,000 people had disappeared from Westminster council - a fall of around 25%. And smaller, but none the less significant, disappearing acts had taken place across the country.
Er, I think they're behind those bushes.