What, like we don't have to worry about warring governments, rogue states, terrorist threats, economic sanctions, the stock market crashing, or being molested by celebrities?
I think you're reading a little too much into my previous statement. I just meant we're lucky we like bananas and we happen to live in a place where bananas grow in abundance.
Ever since a young carpenter put his mysteriously pregnant wife on the back of a donkey and headed off to Bethlehem, a regular and accurate census has been regarded as a vital administrative tool.
But when the Office of National Statistics unveiled the results of its 2001 survey, it proved that miracles can still happen.
Somehow, 63,000 people had disappeared from Westminster council - a fall of around 25%. And smaller, but none the less significant, disappearing acts had taken place across the country.