Mystery of the squirrel body

Author: mrlogic

Date: May 27, 2003

by mrlogic
5-27-03
Hey, I'm a fucking squirrel. How the fuck did that happen?
Dunno. Maybe you were magically transformed by a little boy with a scar on his forehead.
Naah. That doesn;t make sense. Besides, Harry Potter ios a bag of fucking shite and I'd have nothing to do with it.
True.
So what do you think happened?
How long have you been a squirrel?