I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Author: mrpoop

Date: July 8, 2005

by mrpoop
7-08-05
Mmm.. this is so delicious. I can't believe it's not butter.
Well it isn't.
No, seriously, I refuse to believe this is not butter.
What's the matter with you? It says it's not butter on the damn spray. It's not fucking butter.
I feel so betrayed.
Well... I left a little surprise in your bed. I hope you don't say "I can't believe it's not dog shit."