Have Your Cake And Eat It Too

Author: mrpoop

Date: July 10, 2005

by mrpoop
7-10-05
...So then he says "Well, you can't have your cake and eat it too."
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What else are you going to do with your cake unless you eat it?
Well that's when I took the cake and shoved it down his throat until he stopped breathing.
...I hear sirens.