Dungeons and Dragons

Author: mrpoop

Date: July 15, 2005

by mrpoop
7-15-05
Your adventure begins in your dimly lit house in the small mountain town of... mountaintown.
Cool. I'm an elf.
You hear a knock on your door. It thunders loudly throughout your entire house!
Oh no! I answer the door, with my magic missile and fireball and lightning and icy cone all ready to be launched from mine fingers!
It is your boss. He says "You're two hours late for work, bitch."
This game sucks.