The French

Author: mrpoop

Date: July 19, 2005

by mrpoop
7-19-05
Did you hear that, in France, President Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide"?
Oh no!
There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling the French military.
I want a criossant. Not croissant, Naomi. A Criossant. The little known cousin of the croissant.