Pirate's Mom

Author: mrpoop

Date: August 29, 2005

by mrpoop
8-29-05
Hey dude, do you want to go get something to eat?
Heh. Yea, lets go eat. we could go visit your mom. I like eating your mom's cookies. And she's got a really nice rack of ribs. They're delicious.
See, I'm making an allegory. I don't actually want to eat food at all.
Well now I don't want to eat either.