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Author: mrpoop

Date: August 31, 2005

by mrpoop
8-31-05
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Rise and speak, lad, and all shall be forgiven.
I killed a man, killed his children, raped his wife, then killed her too.
Bless you my son, all is forgiven. As long as you didn't do anything gay with the man.
...Forgive me father, for I have sinned again.
Drop dem drawers, choir boy!