Telekinesis

Author: mrpoop

Date: November 4, 2005

by mrpoop
11-04-05
So I've decided I want to learn telekinesis.
Telekinesis? Is that when you read people's minds?
No, that's telepathy.
Oh, so is that like when you have sex with a dog?
...No, that's beastiality.
Well at least I know I haven't committed telekinesis, huh.