Pattycake

Author: mrpoop

Date: November 17, 2005

by mrpoop
11-17-05
Pattycake, Pattycake, baker man.
What the hell are you doing?
It's a nursery rhyme. You've never...
It's not PATTY cake. It's Pat a Cake. He's a baker. He's patting the cake. There's no such thing as a patty cake.
Are you fucking serious? This requires a complete reeevaluation of my entire belief structure.
Why the hell would you pat a cake anyways?