The Future

Author: mrpoop

Date: December 1, 2005

by mrpoop
12-01-05
A glorious new future approaches. In the future, movies will be six hours of special effects followed by one insanely cool catchphrase.
Time to bring the pain.
Americans will be so fat, that Earth will actually orbit around them.
Pass the lard and butter burger please.
Ritilin will be mandatory for children. A wonderful brave new world it will be!
Two months old? Pull out the prozac, bitch!
I dunno man, I already have him pumped up on crystal meth. That might be bad for him.