Masterbation

Author: mrpoop

Date: December 20, 2005

by mrpoop
12-20-05
HOLY SHIT! DUDE! DUDE! You'll never guess what happened! I started touching my pee pee and I felt all funny and nice and then it totally ROCKED!
Uh.. you masterbated?
What? You KNEW about this? Why didn't you tell me?
Dude, everybody knows about masterbating.
All these years! The fun I've been missing! I... I have to go to the bathroom again!
Oh Jesus, I guess I'll go buy some more toilet paper...