2005 (Part One!)

Author: mrpoop

Date: January 2, 2006

by mrpoop
1-02-06
And now... 2005! Sung to the tune of "The Song of the Major General."
Two thousand six, the dawning of another year of history.
Hopefully it won't bring last year's grueling wave of great misery.
Katrina kicked our sorry ass and Rita through the gulf sea pass.
An earthquake struck, Persians were fucked, Bush made a buck from oil with great revenue.
To be continued!
Valerie Plame, suffered the game, of Scooter Libby's awesome ride, in Paris there was violent waves of po-lit-i-cal homocide.
But still in matters temportal, unknown and shroud in mistery, Two thousand six is the dawning of another year of history!