Subway, eat fresh

Author: mrpoop

Date: January 14, 2006

by mrpoop
1-14-06
Welcome to Subway. Can I help you?
Hi, can I get a turkey sub with provolone, lettuce, tomatoes, and fetuses?
Huh? What was that last one?
Tomatoes.
I could have sworn...
Oh, and dead babies. And make it quick, whore.