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And now, ladies and gentlemen.. a good way to make anyone feel uncomfortable.
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| Pirate, I slowly walk up to you and caress your cheek with my big, manly hand. | |
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| Then I slide my hand around your back, stroking you tenderly as I slide my other hand down your big, burly chest. | |
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| Shh.. baby... just let go. | |
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