Uncomfortability

Author: mrpoop

Date: January 16, 2006

by mrpoop
1-16-06
And now, ladies and gentlemen.. a good way to make anyone feel uncomfortable.
Pirate, I slowly walk up to you and caress your cheek with my big, manly hand.
Uh... huh?
Then I slide my hand around your back, stroking you tenderly as I slide my other hand down your big, burly chest.
Wh..what are you doing?
Shh.. baby... just let go.
I'm calling 911.