Valentine's Day

Author: mrpoop

Date: February 14, 2006

by mrpoop
2-14-06
Valentine's day sucks.
You're just saying that because you're single.
Sure, I may be petty. Am I jealous of couples? Yes. Am I tired of being alone and want to take my anger out on someone? Yes. But... but...
...But what?
Oh go fuck yourself. I'm gonna go masterbate in the urinal.
Don't forget to take that stick outta your ass first.