Sympathy comes before Syphilis

Author: muzzlecroft

Date: February 17, 2003

by muzzlecroft
2-17-03
Bitterman has finally tracked down Skinny
Look, I came to get you out of jail but they set your bail at 5 grand.
AND!
Well I don't have 5 grand right now. Can't you tough it out another night?
Dude! You gotta get me out of here. You don't know what I've been through today. I got beat up by some psycho cop and I'm drenched in urine
I know you're trying to arrouse my sympathy, but Can you honestly think of a single situation where I wouldn't find either of those two experiences totally hot?
No! No! It's not like somebody else pissed on me. This is MY urine. THAT'S disgusting.