This shit writes itself

Author: muzzlecroft

Date: February 23, 2003

by muzzlecroft
2-23-03
What are you hiding in the basement?
None of your fucking buisnes.
What are you hiding in the basement?
None of your fucking buisnes.
The writer would like to quell any fears you might have that he's trying to "stretch things out". Now stop listening to ugly rumors and go read some Garfield comics. -ed
What are you hiding in the basement?
None of your fucking buisnes.