Jay and Skinny discuss relationships

Author: muzzlecroft

Date: February 24, 2003

by muzzlecroft
2-24-03
For real, yo. This time I'm not gonna puss out and bail. I'm a cruise, fucking, missile and I'm aimed at commitment city.
uh-huh
Should I assume from your tone that you are doubting my capaciy to love?
Well, not to rain on your parade or anything, but won't this requre you to experience actual human emotions?
What? I'm sure my humanity is still buried out there in the back yard where I left it. You don't think someone ran off with it do you?
Let's hope not. You left your self restraint out there too if I recall.