At home, at the mall, or riding on a bus

Author: muzzlecroft

Date: March 28, 2003

by muzzlecroft
3-28-03
What's with that unusually humble look?
I had this evil Third Grade teacher who would always smack me on the back of the head to make me spit out my gum if she caught me chewing.
Yeah, so what?
Well, I wrote her a long letter today thanking her and detailing just how right she was.
Something tells me she's going to have a hard time identifying with a tale about how you had to spend 3 hours last night picking Bubble-Yum off your PA.
"A Gentleman never allows himself to be seen chewing like a cow when in the presence of a lady!"