We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge

Author: muzzlecroft

Date: March 28, 2003

by muzzlecroft
3-28-03
And now let's go to our hourly update from ZAP! our imbeded reporter with the 365th cavelry
I wonder if there's any chocolate-chocolate-chip left in the fridge?
ZAP! We're hearing criticism of our field reporting. People think you've lost your objectivity.
Bullshit. This reporter isn't in anybody's pocket! But guess what? The General says if I'm really good, He'll let me drive one of the tanks. HOW COOL IS THAT?
I'm convinced! Let's look at global news. Today absolutely nothing happend except in Iraq. Oh wait, California fell into the ocean. Back to the WAR!
Mmmmmm. Delicious and sooooo bad for me.