I'm oficially grounded for life.

Author: muzzlecroft

Date: October 5, 2003

by muzzlecroft
10-05-03
Listen, I can't be a second father to you because I don't know how. Hell, I can barely take care of myself.
So what good are you?
Well, I can suffocate you with over-attention and transplant my self-dout and neuroses into your impressionable mind.
That's okay. I've already got two moms. I don't need another.
Are you sure? Cause you seem pretty happy and carefree. Maybe someone needs to pick up the slack here.