Reaching Adulthood 101

Author: muzzlecroft

Date: September 18, 2002

by muzzlecroft
9-18-02
Dude, being a teenager is fucking harsh. I have to stay popular, get good grades, get into a good school, and try not to get the shit kicked out of me for wearing the wrong clothes. I want to die.
The sad thing is in a couple of years you're going to realize that none of that lame shit matters.
What the fuck?
It's true. Once you get out of highschool you don't have to give a shit about what other people think. You can focus on the shit that really matters: Buying cool stuff and getting laid constantly.
And you're completely certain that "What really matters" isn't going to change on you in another 10 years?
Impossible. That would mean I let the same thing that happend to my parents happen to me. How fucking stupid do I look?