How come everything that tastes good is so bad for me?

Author: muzzlecroft

Date: September 19, 2002

by muzzlecroft
9-19-02
Some of you out there still haven't figured out that this not a frivolous war. I'm calling on every patriotic American to listen...
listen to my words and follow this shiny object with your eyes.....You are getting sleepy. Very Sleepy.
The government apears to be stealing all your best pickup lines, fearless roommate.
How many times have I told you that watching CNN will give you cancer?