your bartender hates you: it's all piss water

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: October 1, 2008

by mycatdrinkswine
10-01-08
hey, this beer came out of a tap without a handle. how do i know you gave me miller lite?
oh, we've lost a few handles. that is hooked up to a miller lite keg, though.
hey, to answer your question, i tried tracing the line for that tap, but i can't figure out where it goes.
seriously? well, i've just been selling it as miller lite.
cool. it's probably hooked to a mystery keg. or to something running out of the bathroom.
hmm. in that case, maybe i should sell it as bud light.