your bartender hates you: seriously, it's on the house

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: October 13, 2008

by mycatdrinkswine
10-13-08
can i uh, exchange this drink?
is there something wrong with it?
well, like, what IS it?
it's exactly what you just ordered -- a vodka tonic.
*pout* but i don't like tonic!!! geez, well at least give me some water to choke this down.
would you also like a punch in the head? that's complimentary as well.