your bartender hates you: To Insure Professionalism

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: October 18, 2008

by mycatdrinkswine
10-18-08
drink 1
oh hey, my buddy has more cash -- i'll totally get you next time.
heard this before.
drink 2
shit -- i forgot. next time, i promise.
liar.
drink fuck you
man... i'm SO sorry, i just realized i have exactly enough for one more drink. here. i'll totally be back with a tip, for sure.
it's all good, i'll totally find a chunk of mold in the ice bin for that drink of yours.