your bartender hates you: do you realize cognac IS brandy?

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: March 15, 2010

by mycatdrinkswine
3-15-10
i'll have a brandy.
is hennessy ok?
(At a concert featuring rap/dj artists)
THAT IS STRAIGHT *********. I AIN'T NO FUCKING RAPPER.
ah.. well, it's just that hennessy is the only cognac or brandy we have. is there something else you'd like?
i guess i'll have a tanqueray and cranberry.
a gin and juice... you've done a fine job avoiding stereotypes.