your bartender hates you: new drink name - punch in the twat

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: May 11, 2011

by mycatdrinkswine
5-11-11
iiiiiii would like sex on a beach.
you mean, you would like A sex on the beach. otherwise, you just shared inappropriate personal information.
tee heeeee. i guess i want the drink. TOO. get it? tee hee.
unfortunately.