your bartender hates you: she didn't deserve it anyway

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: May 11, 2011

by mycatdrinkswine
5-11-11
six dollars? that's a lot. i think i only have six bucks left.
yeah, six dollars. same price as each of the other four beers you bought tonight..
hey, ok. well here's six. sorry i don't have any money for a tip.
that's fine.
i mean, it's only fair. i didn't tip your mom last night.