your bartender hates you: corporate logic 2

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: October 20, 2011

by mycatdrinkswine
10-20-11
corporate wants you to wear this uniform shirt.
i wear a medium; that's an extra small. i'll look like a sausage.
corporate wants a clean, uniform look for the bartenders and this was the shirt ordered for you.
for fuck's sake. stuffing me a shirt two sizes too small will not be a "clean" look.
oh dude. they fucked up your shirt too?
yeah. nice belly shirt, by the way.