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| Your new coworker suggested non-slip mats for behind the bar. It's such a great idea that we're ordering them today. Aren't you excited?! | |
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| My coworker is echoing a request I've been making for years. Why should I be excited to get something so overdue? | |
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| Good ideas like this get rewards. He got a $25 gift certificate! If you have any other ideas to improve this place, you could be rewarded too! | |
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| What the hell? Where's my $25? Maybe you should just hand out dildos so that we can literally be fucked by corporate. | |
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| So I hear you've been put on "administrative leave?" | |
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| Yeah. I like to think of it as the reward for my suggestion. | |
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