your bartender hates you: say what now?

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: January 20, 2012

by mycatdrinkswine
1-20-12
I will have one Jagermeister bomb with extra vodka, a miller select, and a draft bottle of your pale lager.
I was wondering when I would be "secret-shopped" by corporate. Do you want me to pretend your order makes sense and make something up? Or are we good?
What? Sorry, I'm just really drunk. I need some beers and a shot for my pals.
Huh. I didn't realize how fine the line was between goofy corporate oversight committee members and pissy drunks.
If you can't beat them...
Oh and if you have cherry flavored peach schnapps, I'll take that with orange juice.
We're out of draft bottles. How about bottled draft? And my orange juice is pineapple flavored. Hope that's ok.