your bartender hates you: no really, i'm somewhat concerned

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: April 3, 2012

by mycatdrinkswine
4-03-12
Ooooh! Can you make a good bloody mary?
Unfortunately, I don't have the ingredients to make one.
I like mine with a pickle. And can you make it spicy? That's how a bloody mary should be.
I really can't make one. I don't even have tomato juice. Is there something else you'd like instead?
Just the bloody mary. And put a few extra olives in it.
Ma'am, I think you should sit down. Unless you're just deaf, you may be having a stroke right now.